Do you believe in Karma? they say karma is a bitch! I’d like to share this story with you. There was this couple from Baltimore county that fell in love as teenagers, dated through high school and eventually married right after graduating from high school. They both genuinely loved one another but the guys wife was a straight up freak-a-zoid. He loved her to death but she had a desire to have sex all the damn time. She was a very sexual young lady. His problem was he didn’t have enough d**k to go around so he invested in an array of toys. He thought by purchasing her these toys she could full fill her sexual desires by herself without cheating on him, but what he did was create a monster. His wife started enjoying her toys so much that she took a trip to the local novelty shop on her own and purchased a 12 inch dildo that she used everyday several times a day. Needless to say the dildo was much bigger than her husband and it touched her inner most delicate hot spots that had never been touched during her marriage. Her husband grew furious one day while attempting to make love to her. He penetrated his wife one night and just fell in. He began breaking down crying “how the hell am I supposed to compete with this?” He refused to loose his wife to a 12 inch rubber dildo so he stepped up his game and entered his wife with the dildo attached to his penis. Then he used the dildo to his advantage fucking his wifes pussy with the dildo but sliding his real dick in her ass. Needless to say his wife was blown away from the feeling of having two dicks up inside her at one time. Moral to the story, if you can’t beat’em, join’em. Two heads can be better than one!
Story written by: Patrick “Pj” Vick, Jr.
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Designing Ashley with super-speed thinking and perception SEEMED like a good idea when Sarah first cloned her. That sort of thing is pretty handy when facing off against a whole gang of bloodthirsty hoodlums. (Photo credit: colorblindPICASO)
English: Sarah Vaughan, possibly Cafe Society, NYC, ca. August 1946. Photography by William P. Gottlieb. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)
Seeking Advice This is a true story that I am about to share with you. The persons who’s going through this situation asked me to share her story with you hoping some one would read it and have some advice for her. After you read this story, if you have some advice for Sarah W ease don’t be shy. We’d appreciate it if you went to the bottom of the page and post your advice for her in the comment box below.
Sarah is an 19 year old female that is experimenting with her sexuality. She’s had boyfriends in high school but felt that boys played to many games, are immature and she doesn’t have time for that. She started fooling around with a young lady on her job last year. Up until last year she had never been with a woman but this young lady evidently knew how to make Sarah feel special and she swept Sarah off her feet. Long story short eventually they had sex and Sarah was blown away. The girl must have done some things to her that she’d never experienced before because all Sarah could do all summer was talk about this young lady all the time to me. Sarah gave up her virginity to this young lady even though she’d been with guys before she’d never let them go all the way. I was told this girl was a magnificent lover in the bed room making her feel ways no other guy could ever make her feel. She said this girl had her cum in less than 2 minutes. I was like holy shit, maybe I need to meet this chick. But some where along the line the girl lost interest in Sarah and started making up excuses for them not being able to spend time together. The sex disappeared too. Sarah was devastated feeling rejected, neglected and played. She asked me to post her story to my blog so this is why your reading her story.
Does anyone have some advice for me homegirl Sarah? She’s in pain and I want to help her over come this incident so she can move on with her life.
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